Rashee Rice Is At It Again

Yo Rashee Rice… I feel like you don’t quite understand the meaning of the phrase 'lay low.' Or maybe you’re confused about what it means to 'keep your nose clean.' 

Because I know you’ve heard those phrases. I know everyone around you has been saying those phrases over and over again for the last month or so. And for very good reason. But clearly, something is not connecting my dude.

Look, I don’t know what the hell allegedly happened with that photographer at that Dallas nightclub on Monday night. All I know is the Dallas police are interviewing witnesses about an incident involving Rashee Rice. Again. For the second time in the last six weeks.

My dude… I'm just trying to help you out… 'Keep a low profile' means 'keep a low profile.' What it doesn't mean is swing at some photog at the club. Allegedly.

'Holing up' doesn't entail going to the club and giving them hands to a dude because he shoves a camera in your face? In fact, that's the opposite of what 'holing up' means.

Yo Rashee, guess why there are people at the club shoving cameras in your face? There are a bunch of pretty good reasons actually. First off, you play for the defending Super Bowl champion Kansas City Chiefs and you run with the face of the National Football League. At least you do for now. As of this second, that’s still true, so that’s one major reason. 

The other major reason is... That you’re currently facing 8 felony charges for allegedly losing control of your Lambo while driving 119 miles per hour and causing a six car crash. And that just happened like five minutes ago my dude.

Eight felony changes. Not one. Not two. Not three. Not four…

Eight felony charges hanging over this dude's head and despite that, the Chiefs haven't given up on him. Despite those eight felony charges, the Chiefs are willing to let the legal process play out and let the Shield do its discipline and still stick by this dude. 

Seriously, how lucky is Rashee Rice? He’s got one of the best jobs in the whole world… he’s catching passes from one of the best football players who ever lived, in the middle of his prime. All he has to do is catch the ball and keep his nose clean and this dude has it MADE.

He didn’t have to do any of the work on the way up in Kansas City either, Rashee just showed up to a dynasty with all the opportunity in the world in front of him. All he has to do now is not do the exact things he's doing this offseason.

Because right now, he’s doing everything in his power to flush his unbelievable opportunity like that unbelievable opportunity is actually human excrement. Rashee is treating this opportunity like Jalen Hurts treats his deuces. Rashee is treating this opportunity of a lifetime like he hates it and just wants to go away. And it just might.

Luckily for him, no arrests have been made yet. It’s totally possible he skates by on this one too. But dude, don't press your luck. How many warnings do you need to get your bleep together?

I don't understand how this dude could be out drag racing at 119 miles per hour with everything he has to lose. I don't get how this dude can be out drag racing at 119 miles per hour after what happened to Henry Ruggs. And it's just utterly baffling that this same dude took his 8 felony charges to the club and swung on someone FOR putting a camera in his face. Allegedly.

This is yet another wake up call bro. So wake the hell up. You’re throwing away the best gig in the world. Clean it up, dude, or you're gonna go down as one of the biggest NFL dumbasses ever. I'm just trying to help here. Lay low means LAY LOW. So dude, GO LAY LOW.  And before any other dumbass comes in here and says to me, “hey Rome, what’s the guy supposed to do? Just stay home all the time? Yes. That’s exactly what the guy should do. Except when he goes to the Chiefs facility to get his work in. Other than that, stay the hell home, because clearly whenever this dude leave his home, bad bleep happens and the rest of us are at risk.