LeCap On The LeMicrophone

But you know what was somehow the most painful and insufferable part of the entire weekend? Here’s a hint… it has nothing to do with any of the terrible basketball, believe it or not. The most painful and insufferable part of the weekend was LeCap on the LeMicrophone. Because LeCap was spewing some nonsense this weekend, even for LeCap.

Like when the dude tried to get us to believe that he doesn’t really want a farewell tour when he decides to finally hang it up. He doesn’t really want a farewell tour and he doesn’t do so well with praise. Right bro… whatever you say.

He wouldn't want the farewell tour but he'd do it FOR THE FANS. Come on LeBag, do you even hear yourself anymore? You seriously think anyone is buying that crap? You're not comfortable with praise... if by not comfortable with praise you mean, 'all eyes on me the GOAT now kiss my rings,' then yes, sure, you hate praise. This guy hates praise like he hates hanging fake banners for fake accomplishments. 

I couldn't actually think of anything more LeBron than a farewell tour. He's like right up there with Kareem on the list of all time players who are the most desperate for a farewell tour. But remember, it would all just be for the fans. Sure LeCap.

And LeCap wasn't done there with his LeCapping. Because he also went full LeCap on a question about the Warriors' rumored interest at the trade deadline.

Right, sure, they never ran it by you. Even though it was specifically reported that they did run it by you and that those orders came directly from Jeanie herself. But whatever you say dude, you found out about it all in the media, same as us. Sure. 

Between claiming to not want a farewell tour and saying he doesn't do well with praise and saying he found out about the Warriors trade interest the same time the rest of us did, I don't even know which was the biggest, baggiest LeCap of the weekend. All I know is I call BS on all of it. 

Then again, what would All-Star weekend really be without LeBag bagging it up? And nobody else giving a single crap? It might not be the best weekend for entertainment or excitement or competition... but at least you always know exactly what you're gonna get... and at least the Association always delivers. By delivering basically nothing.