Dion Dawkins Knows It's Smackoff Season

As you all know… or should know… it’s currently Smackoff season. No, I don’t have a date for Smackoff 30 yet, but that doesn’t mean we’re not in season. Because we are in season. Just to be perfectly clear on that, every day is a shot at a golden ticket to Smackoff 30. Or to get on the watch list. So you should get in here and shoot your shot.

But you know who doesn’t need a reminder that it’s Smack season? My dude the Shnowman. The Mafia’s enforcer. The Bills left tackle. My guy Dion Dawkins. 

I don't need to tell Dion to step his smack game up. Because Dion just unleashed an epic, incredible take down of a division rival that is now all over the internet. And you should already know the rival in question. Of course, this dude went HAM on the J-E-T-S.

Ordinarily this is where I say, someone pull Dion Dawkins off of the Jets. But I don’t actually want that, not at all. In fact, I can’t get enough of Dion taking that entire 350 pound frame and climbing up to the top rope and then crushing down on the Jets with all his weight.

My dude showed up on VLADTV of all places for a wide ranging interview that was an hour and a half long. And Dion said a lot of interesting things, because he’s an interesting dude, but by far the best part was when he stuffed the entire Jets organization in a locker. He basically took the Jets, shoved their heads in a toilet, and flushed. 

Just check out his description of what happened back in November when Dion got into a post-game scuffle in the tunnel with Jets DE Michael Clemons. 

What a performance… I’ve always liked this dude, but I’ve never liked him as much as I do right now. Holy crap what a takedown. They’re WEIRDOS BEING WEIRD. And Michael Clemons is a BITCH BOY. He's saying this about an active player on a team in his division. YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.

And after he hit them with WEIRDOS BEING WEIRD and BITCH BOY blasts, THEN he said he would KEEP IT A BUCK. Like he was holding back with the WEIRDOS BEING WEIRD and the BITCH BOY blasts. But what he really wanted to say was I hate them. All of them bro. 

You absolutely hate them but I absolutely love these quotes. Just burying a division rival in a random interview on VLADTV, of all things, with no shirt on, just breathing fire. Just spitting that smack. 

And he wasn’t done there. If you were wondering what Michael Clemons did to draw that kind of reaction, Dion had some incredible quotes to describe that too.

I can feel the pride of the entire Mafia right now. And you should be proud because that is exactly what the Mafia wants their franchise left tackle to sound like.

I’m the good guy but I’m also the demon. I’m the OG. I’ve been on this line the longest. I’m the one that’s gonna punch you in your face. And most importantly don’t talk to 17, I’m really serious about that. Yeah, dude, we can tell. 

This dude was straight up en fuego. Just take take take take. Make make make make. I could listen to the man go off all day. 

That said, the incident with Clemons did result in Dion getting a flag and a fine, but he had yet another amazing take for that.

That is such a legit take… unnecessary roughness in the NFL has always been an oxymoron. It’s a pro football game, all the roughness is necessary. The whole sport revolves around the roughness. 

Just ask Dion Dawkins. Especially when it comes to the Jets, all the roughness is necessary. 100% of the roughness is totally needed. According to Dion, there isn’t enough roughness in the world for the Jets. It’s all necessary. And it’s all amazing.

How can you not love this rant? Unless you're the Jets, obviously. And if the Jets don’t love it, here’s what they can do: win the division. You know, the one that the Bills have won the last four years in a row. AKA the same division the J-E-T-S haven’t won since 2002.

Jet fan, I don’t want to hear you coming in with some kind of nonsense about beating them in Week 1. Nobody cares. And I definitely don’t want to hear your comments about Dion’s shirtless physique. 

I don't want to hear excuses. I don't want to hear about RECEIPTS. And I definitely don't need BABY BOY rolling up in here to tell us that ZACH COUG HUNTER WILSON is gonna get revenge on Buffalo. Because of course he isn't.

The only comeback for you Jet fan and Jet player and Jet organization is to actually start getting competitive with these dudes. Because those dudes aren’t going anywhere. And they are in your way. And they absolutely love being in your way. Because they absolutely hate you. And they absolutely own you.

And Dion Dawkins just communicated all of that in the perfect way. So I gotta do it, it is Smackoff season after all, I gotta throw my guy a GOLDEN TICKET. And I don't care if he wants to just call on the big day and go in on the Jets for five minutes. In fact, I would love that so much. That might win. 

Especially if the rest of you don't step your games up. Clones, I need you all to be like the Shnowman. Shoot your shots. Let them hands fly. Don't be WEIRDOS BEING WEIRD. Don't be BITCH BOYS and BITCH GIRLS. Be like Dion and snag a golden ticket and get in that Smackoff 30 field.